Origins of H1N1

The dreaded influenza that killed off our level camp and many other events is already over, but I shall still post this for the sake of killing boredom:

H1N1 long existed millions of years ago in ancient Chinese history. At that time, the effects of the disease were more disastrous compared to that of today. Most people would prefer to die at the hands of swine flu than to exhibit its symptoms and live on with the deadly effects, for this was what happened to a pitiful man who was infected with swine flu at a time in his life:

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Symptoms/side effects of ancestal H1N1:
1)severe deformation of nose and mouth and oversized enlargement of ears; frequent squinting of pupils;  
   coil-like structure protuding from back posterior
2)rapid psychological stimulation of sexual excitement upon meeting people of opposite gender
3)Frequent increased hunger & appetide, making the victim more prone to obesity

The One & Only Cure: 
Vigorous Exercise -- Go on a pilgrimage & travel a few hundred thousand miles on foot Westwards; fighting off demons that may pop up from the roadside would also serve as an excellent workout



Lol, Journey to the West isn't even part of Chinese histroy, just a fansical classic fortunately... :)
Bye for now...