Thursday, December 6, 2007

Bleach: The Diamond Dust Rebellion



It seems that the reason why I'm posting here right now is to express my recent iresistable urge for Bleach(no, not the chemical used for decolourizing fabric. It's an anime). The new Bleach movie is going to be out in Dec 22(in Japan, not S'pore ARGH!!) and I OH SO BADLY WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE... I admit that I enjoy watching animes but this is the first time I'm going insane over an anime movie. I feel extremely tortured now...why isn't there a channel where I could tune in to this movie?? If anybody knows if there is a website where I can download this movie a few weeks later after the release, please post it on the tagboard. Do be a kind soul and rescue me from my misery. Lols, just joking...

The Movie Trailer:

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The Link between Shit and Exams

IMPORTANT: The following essay below is found from my cousin's blog. Visit http://users.livejournal.com/_deadducky_/ for more crappy funny stories. :)


"Shit and Exams are inextricably linked." Do you agree? Explain Your Answer.

Stating stand: Yes I agree with the statement to a large extent.

Key statement: Exams make your bowels run literally

Elaboration: this is based on my personal experience. ever since exams started, i have been shitting so much even tho my intake of food is the same, leading me to wonder where all the shit comes from. since everything else is a constant variable and the only variable has changed is the number of exams that i take a per day, i logically conclude that my extra shit has come from the extra exam. as more exams lead to more shit, i similarly conclude that exams is shit. i further substantiate my statement by stating that my experience is similar to others i have conferred with - such as sihui and claire.

Link: As exams lead to more shit and exams are arguably shit, this just goes to show that shit and exams are inextricably linked. in fact i would even go so far to recommend a round of exams to anyone suffering bouts of constipation. this is The Cure for constipation, no need to chomp chomp on all that fibre, jus a round of exams. it's fast and fuss-free!

Key statement: Exams make you shit figuratively

Elaboration: This is based on my observations and personal experience. the start of an exam is marked by the rustling of papers followed by the steady intense scratching of pens. the tension remains steady for the next hour or so, peaking towards the last 15 minutes and reaching a plateau. The already intense atmosphere further intensifies with people suffering from a symptom i feel is best described by the term "verbal diarrohea". people of course could be pouring forth pearls of wisdom which is possible but unlikely given the constraints of time. (no actly i tink everyone is exuding wisdom except me. i radiate Crap Particles - so u haf Alpha, Beta and Crap particles + Gamma rays)

Link: Exams lead to verbal diarrohea. 'nuff said

Key statement: Exams make you say shit

Elaboration: Also derived from acute observational powers. After two hours or so of silence, all hell breaks loose. Cries of "shit" and "crap" come from all directions. i regret to say that i contribute too.

Link: if exams make people say shit, surely there must be a link to shit sumwhere rite?

Key statement: Exams make you learn about shitElaboration This applies to bio students. Thanks to exams, i have to study bio hence making me learn about shit. do you noe that shit is actly not a form of excretion? i dunno about u but i din so yea, im stupid. excretion is when u take a piss, sweat, breathe. so im excreting all the time eeeeeyyeeeer! shitting is defecation.

Link: Exams teaches you stuff about shit. Hence they are linked

Conclusion: Shit and Exams are so inextricably linked that im writing a one-sided essay on it hence at most scoring a L3 (though probably a L2 cuz my links r extremely badly done). I can't think of how exams aren't shit. In addition to all the above reasons, i've shitted (25-7)exams so far and im gonna be buried in a pile of shit 2 weeks later. (AHH!!! SAVE ME IM SCARED!!!) To conclude, exams to me is shit cuz im such a loser with no strength hence no salvation from this whole load of shit threatening to engulf me if it hasnt already. haiiiiiiii

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Okay, so that's enough of this essay. I'm sure that many people would agree that exams are dislikable. However, if you think carefully again, you'll realise the importance of exams. No offence, but exams are actually the most important factors that cause students to strive and work harder in school. I fear and dislike exams as well but if there weren't any exams, I wouldn't even have bothered to revise my school work and I would most probably stop paying attention in class as well. Of course, exams are still the factors that put consideranble stress on students...

Sunday, December 2, 2007

The Magical Cube of Logic

Hello people, how many of you own a rubik's cube? sorry for asking this question so suddenly cause i think there has been a trend in the rubik's cube these recent weeks. For those who own it, I'm sure you are trying very hard to solve the cube or maybe even frustrated enough to smash the poor cube into pieces. Lols, I wanted to throw my cube into the bin as well :D. If you are dying to find a solution to this tricky and annoying cube, perhaps the following videos may somehow help you. I found these 2 videos from Youtube and managed to learn how to solve it in a day. (: Hope this will help you and pls remember to tag . Thx!! XD

How To solve Rubik's Cube part 1:



How To solve Rubik's Cube part 2: